Me: Did you find those uniforms I put in the closet for you?
Brooks: ...huh?
Me: The uniforms you needed ironed. Did you find them?
Brooks: Oh, uniforms?
Me: Yes.
Brooks: Oh, for some reason I thought you said "unicorns".
Me: ...how does that even make sense?
Brooks: It doesn't. I found the uniforms. Thanks.
Me: ...so you didn't find the unicorn I put in
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